17 COMMANDMENTS V1


This is a language Rorschach test.

You may project whatever ideology or group you dislike the most and ‘believe’ that they follow these types of rules. This could be your brain distorting the evidence to support your world-view by demonising the opposing world-view. This is often referred to as a straw man argument. 

Alternatively, If you think any of these commandments could be good for our society, please join my cult, send me money and I’ll make it happen.


1 – The Founder is the Creator of The System and is the living embodiment of a prime citizen of the future Utopia. He is the only one that may need to disregard the commandments for the greater good at any time. He may also allow the middle leaders the same rights temporarily. The Founder always knows best. Any mistakes that he appears to make are not mistakes. They are designed to teach us valuable lessons. If he chooses to kill a follower, it is to teach us all about the preciousness of life.
2 – Everything we do is for The System to keep all followers happy and healthy
3 – Do not under any circumstances think for yourself or ingest any information that has not been certified as safe. It will erode society and the middle leaders will psychically punish you.

This is #23 on the banned list

4 – Accept everything that your middle leaders tell you without question or there will be ‘consequences’
5 – Kill all academics and critical thinkers and anyone with an IQ above 100. The Flynn effect has caused a dangerous increase in IQ over time leading to great conflict.
6 – Kill all free thinkers and any others that cannot adapt to The System once it is determined that they cannot be re-educated
7 – Do not associate with anyone that does not worship The System. Doing so will lead to extended pain sessions. This is necessary to keep society homogeneous and flourishing.


8 – Fully support the invasion of other areas that do not follow The System. This is the only way they can learn how it leads to maximum happiness for all.
9 – If you are experiencing doubt, report immediately to a re-education facility. If you see others expressing doubt, do the right thing and escort them by any means necessary.
10 – If disagreements arise between two followers about The Truth, then report immediately to a middle leader to get a ruling. The middle leaders ruling is final and any dissent cannot be tolerated.
11 – A homogenous society is a perfect society. All followers shall dress like the Founder including haircut. All followers are to speak and behave like the Founder at all times and perfectly copy his daily routine. There is no other way to remove conflict from society.

This is perfection!

12 – All followers are to attend daily group morning and evening worship
13 – Scientists have proven that any more than four hours of sleep a night will lead to mental illness. Sleep times are to be strictly between midnight and 4am from the age of thirteen.
14 – Pain sessions are to be administered by each follower on themselves for ten minutes before sleep from the age of six
15 – Each waking hour, every follower from the age of two must recite all of these commandments ten times. Failure to do so will allow dangerous thoughts to enter your mind.



16 – In the end there will be no devil-humans and all will follow The System. This will be the perfect society free from poverty, disease and death.
17 – The Founder and middle leaders are always watching you


Final challenge: Another test is to imagine yourself as belonging to the group you most despise, then thinking who they would project onto these commandments. This is extremely difficult to do, but ‘moderates’ tend to do a better job in my experience. If you are having trouble, just think about something obvious like Coke Zero vs Pepsi Max vs Red Bull extreme athletes or Reptilians vs Greys or the Venus project vs other Utopian fantasies.




Troll me under a bridge, you sexy oaf.

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