The written word just couldn’t encapsulate my extreme frustration at the NO campaign during this 2017 arduous marriage equality postal survey in Australia. Others far more level-headed than me, such as Jennifer Wilson, are well-worth reading for their rational coverage of the Glasgow-kissing absurdity of it all.
So I made a very short video violently headbutting my YES vote. Dumb yes, but I think not nearly as dumb as the arguments against same-sex marriage. (Okay I cheated and the form was a photocopy; the real one was marked clearly YES with a pen!)
If you want more; something different and aurally violating, take a listen to my ranting podcaster Brett aka Skullf*cker growl at you for 40-odd minutes IN FAVOUR of same-sex marriage. NSFW 18+ (Also included are the standard arguments against marriage equality from an Australian Catholic Educator called Kevin Donnelly whom Skullf*cker describes as a ‘Pell pudding custard f*cktard’. No idea what that means!)
Had enough? No? Well this audio clip mashup I spent far too long making shows just how much more absurd the NO side is. It might tickle your gay genes and flip your pancake! YES, it’s NSFW 18+ too and includes lots of taboo words. It’s very tempting to do a remastered version including the latest Tony Abbott head butting fiasco, but again, Jennifer Wilson sums it up deliciously:
“And the week finished on a spectacularly self-mutilating note for the No side, with Cory Bernardi and Tony Abbott inadvertently exposing the dark spite at its crippled heart through a couple of straw-clutching stunts that only served to reveal the dire lack of substance in the anti-marriage equality tripe.”
Are we there yet? Yep, only two more months of this! God I hope your god is happy with himself. My god is me and I am terribly displeased! I’m very real too. You don’t want to anger a living all-powerful vengeful god, do you?
VOTE YES if you haven’t done so already!
Disclaimer: All this has been paid for by the gay mafia. I must do everything they say or DJ Funknukl will headbutt me and Josh Thomas will force me to like him!